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If My Hole Could Talk

If My Hole Could Talk

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Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

Series Synopsis

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Episode Details

Season
5
Episode
18
Series Rating
7.4/10
Total Seasons
12

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