Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

7.4 /10
3,218 likes
2003
12 Seasons
16 Episodes

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Watch Now Share

1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Season 10, Episode 1

Watch

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

2. A Big Bag of Dog

Season 10, Episode 2

Watch

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Season 10, Episode 3

Watch

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Season 10, Episode 4

Watch

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Season 10, Episode 5

Watch

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

6. Ferrets, Attack!

Season 10, Episode 6

Watch

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Season 10, Episode 7

Watch

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

8. Something My Gynecologist Said

Season 10, Episode 8

Watch

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

9. I Scream When I Pee

Season 10, Episode 9

Watch

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

10. One Nut Johnson

Season 10, Episode 10

Watch

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Season 10, Episode 11

Watch

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

12. Welcome to Alancrest

Season 10, Episode 12

Watch

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Season 10, Episode 13

Watch

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Season 10, Episode 14

Watch

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Season 10, Episode 15

Watch

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Season 10, Episode 16

Watch

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Season 10, Episode 17

Watch

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

Season 10, Episode 18

Watch

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

19. Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

Season 10, Episode 19

Watch

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Season 10, Episode 20

Watch

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

Season 10, Episode 21

Watch

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

22. My Bodacious Vidalia

Season 10, Episode 22

Watch

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Season 10, Episode 23

Watch

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

About This Series

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Series Details

IMDb ID
tt0369179
First Aired
2003
Rating
7.4/10
Seasons
12
Episodes
16
Likes
3,218
Genres
Comedy

Share This Series