Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

7.4 /10
3,218 likes
2003
12 Seasons
16 Episodes

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Season 9, Episode 1

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Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

2. People Who Love Peepholes

Season 9, Episode 2

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Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Season 9, Episode 3

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Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

4. Nine Magic Fingers

Season 9, Episode 4

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Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Season 9, Episode 5

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Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

6. The Squat and the Hover

Season 9, Episode 6

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Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Season 9, Episode 7

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Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

8. Thank You for the Intercourse

Season 9, Episode 8

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When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

9. Frodo's Headshots

Season 9, Episode 9

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Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Season 9, Episode 10

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Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

11. What a Lovely Landing Strip

Season 9, Episode 11

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Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Season 9, Episode 12

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Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Season 9, Episode 13

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Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

14. A Possum on Chemo

Season 9, Episode 14

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Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Season 9, Episode 15

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Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Season 9, Episode 16

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Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

17. Not in My Mouth!

Season 9, Episode 17

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Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

18. The War Against Gingivitis

Season 9, Episode 18

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Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

19. Palmdale, Ech

Season 9, Episode 19

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Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

20. Grandma's Pie

Season 9, Episode 20

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Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Season 9, Episode 21

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Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

22. Why We Gave Up Women

Season 9, Episode 22

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Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

23. The Straw in My Donut Hole

Season 9, Episode 23

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Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season 9, Episode 24

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Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

About This Series

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Series Details

IMDb ID
tt0369179
First Aired
2003
Rating
7.4/10
Seasons
12
Episodes
16
Likes
3,218
Genres
Comedy

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